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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 12:08

What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

Diamonds Are Forever

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?

Octopussy

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Where did Noah build the Ark? Was it in a desert or near water?

Goldfinger

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

I'm very sick. 72 years old. I thinking I'm losing my mind. My dead friend told me it's going to be okay. I could feel him. There is more…I don't know what but more.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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Dr No

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What is the most sentimental item you inherited from someone dear to you and what does it mean to you?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Ah so!”

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Moonraker

-J W Pepper

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A View to a Kill

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Man with the Golden Gun

You Only Live Twice

With 2 petawatts, the powerful American ZEUS laser competes with particle accelerators. - Farmingdale Observer